I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.

Our thoughts and feelings make us whereas love and beauty sustain us.

Languages are not strangers to on another.

I do weight training and follow strict diet. It is very important to look a certain way. I don't think being extra skinny and thin is desirable, but you have to be fit.

We can't in any way criticize or at least indict or impeach administration [of Democratic presidents] for doing what they did.

Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now

Don't condemn yourself - that only increases the hold of impurity. Accept your limitations but know that you're working towards changing them.

I'm a normal person and I don't have superpowers! I do normal things, too.

Our religion doesn't demand perfection but instead a manageable strive to better ourselves.