I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

One expert may be as good as another until one writes a book

Evil people can still keep promises. Many have done just that, girl, though they are usually not promises you ‘rational’ people wish them to keep.

Twelve experts gathered in one room equal one big idiot.

My interest in secret societies is the product of many experiences, some I can discuss, others I cannot.

Personally, I don't teach practices as such. The power of the teaching is sufficient without needing to go for any practice.

A friend whose hopes we cannot satisfy is a friend we would rather have as an enemy.

Those who desire only techniques will never understand this art. It is everything beyond that

A nation to be great ought to be compressed in its increment by nations more civilized than itself.

Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing"; - "We accept the love we think we deserve.

I don't know how smart I am, but I was a student of the game and I still watch games and still pick up things. If you watch individual players you will see genius.