I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles.

It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.

I feel that true freedom lies within, where I shall never find it.

The task that lies before me is daunting and the rewards are uncertain. I should probably let someone else do it.

Today, life will offer me many lessons. I will learn nothing.

My father was a really great man. I'll never forget the last thing he ever said to me. Nor will I ever repeat it.

Many people talk as if they have all the answers, whereas I know I don't. That's probably why no one listens to me.

I'm obsessed with speed. I'm always asking myself, 'Why can't we do things faster? Why can't it happen more efficiently? Why is this requiring three meetings instead of one?'

Adjusting to Beau being a caveman over a girl had been almost as hard as seeing him with Ash. Beau didn't do jealous, not until Ashton had become his. Now he was a freaking lunatic.

It is every Muslim's duty to fight those of a different belief until only Allah is worshipped around the world. Everybody has the opportunity to accept Allah and to change to the right path.

The art of conversation is to be prompt without being stubborn, to refute without argument, and to clothe great matters in a motley garb.

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Pretty girls don't have ugly mouths.

I don't think Hamlet is mad, nor is he predisposed to be a gloomy or tragic figure.

I never set out to make any statements about a specific character, I just set out to tell what feels like is a truthful story, a person that you and I might truly encounter.

Attitude is a choice. Think positive thoughts daily. Believe in yourself.

A nation's life is about as long as its reverential memory