I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Do not do what you cannot continue to deliver.For, remember, the world wants to see a continuity of delivery of set standards...!

It may be argued that the past is a country from which we have all emigrated, that its loss is part of our common humanity.

‎Man is never his emotions and that all feelings are ephemeral- that no one is truly genuinely ecstatic, sad, angry or passionately in love forever, which means emotions are never to be trusted.

It was easy to tell Jamie to move on, be happy with someone else. But she saw now that it would absolutely kill her to see him with another woman.

You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

You have to be positive, and I'm not just talking about athletics, this also applies to life.

A song can't be completely serious if you rhyme melodic with alcoholic.

I've gone through back surgery a couple times, and of course, my radiation treatments for six weeks got me to the point where I was not able to play at the level that I was accustomed to.

I once called the head of a network a liar. In hindsight, I should have called him an incompetent liar.

Ive always considered the government taking one out of every two dollars I earn absolute tyranny.