I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had a ball. And as I get older, I just become an older kid.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

The mission of the United States is one of benevolent assimilation.

Your thoughts exist. Whatever you have thought today, yesterday or many years back, it is energy and it exists. Your attention activates thoughts and it is strengthened with your repetition.

Next generation leaders are those who would rather challenge what needs to change and pay the price than remain silent and die on the inside

There is nothing more important than hard work.

A mind once cultivated will not lie fallow for half an hour.

What is learned without pleasure is forgotten without remorse.

I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am.

When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.

Television is the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.

Through this most powerful law, your thoughts become things in your life.