I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.

I’ve done made a deal with the devil.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.

Never fear a job, always respect it, and always leave yourself a hind door to escape. May your hind door always be open.

The only thing more expensive than hiring a professional, is hiring an amateur.

I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas.

If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs

With bombs and fires, you get only one mistake.

Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's productive out there and he feels good - keep at it.

And now, talking of praying, I realise sadly that there will be little point in praying for you. You are passing now to a region where you will be beyond the reach of the power of prayer.

Your potential has no boundaries

A woman is the symbol of love, beauty, harmony, nature, and care.

God sure hadn't done His menfolk any favors when He's made women such a puzzlement.

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have.

I cannot really be responsible for other people's thought processes.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Children are human beings to whom respect is due, superior to us by reason of their innocence and of the greater possibilities of their future.

You don't have to have a great voice to sing, just a distinctive one. But make sure you say the words clearly and tell a story.