I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, "No, it's for me."

I don't just want to upset people and shock people by saying something really outrageous.

I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

I'll probably be still playing a school girl when I'm 60.

If you over-think, it affects things too much; I work instinctively, like painting in a way. Think too much, and you ruin everything.

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.

I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you're the big man - but I'm not trying to make a statement.

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.

Don't ignore the love you DO have in your life by focusing on the love you DON'T.

The mistake is to assume that the way it feels at the moment is the way it will feel forever.

Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!

lie can run but they can’t hide

As a director, I only know how to do it one way, is to pour my heart and soul into everything.

Punctuality is a virtue, If you don't mind being lonely.

I love reading books, I love the way they feel and getting through it. It's like an event!

Hillary Clinton's not seen as empathetic and compassionate.

Change your mental imagery, and the feelings will take care of themselves.

Loving you is what I’ve learned so easily but trying to forget you is the last thing I could hardly learn.