I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed or alone when they do something they're unsure about.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Everyone is allowed to have their own boundaries. You just are. No matter how you dress, no matter what you say or anything, and I feel strongly about that.

I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

There are people out there who will not read books, but somehow they'll read my books.

There is a reason and not a reason for everything.

[Religion is a way of reconstructing] what has come to feel like a crumbling moral framework in the life of our nation.

...guns do more than protect us from criminals; more importantly, they protect us from the ongoing threat of government.

The mindset of this [“Gangnam Style”] dance is dress classy, and dance cheesy,

An actor is part illusionist, part artist, part ham.

When I discovered Mose Allison I felt I had discovered the missing link between jazz and blues

Before there was anything, there was Lochan.

I have ignored my health for years, but recent developments have forced me to re-evaluate my priorities of faith and family.