I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

To live safely within the realm of possibility is to know nothing other than that which is possible. To live boldly within the realm of God is to experience everything that’s impossible.

What's the biggest problem?...People show in the films not the best ideas which have been ever exposed to the world.

If you cast away one cross you will certainly find another and perhaps a heavier.

Whatever you can become will ultimately be destroyed. Only what you already are can't be taken away.

The first principle of non-violent action is that of non-cooperation with everything humiliating.

Three simple words - freedom, justice and honesty. These sum up what the Liberal Democrats stand for.

Who breaks his faith, no faith is held with him.

Oh, yes, thy sins Do run before thee to fetch fire from hell, To light thee thither.

I'm a serial monogamist.

We must now become not just takers from the ocean, but caretakers of it.