I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

To struggle against darkness is not to blunder ignorantly

You may never know what results come of your actions, but if you do nothing, there will be no results.

One door closes and another one opens.

Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it.

I've always taken pride to be the white guy that can talk to the black people, that can refer to them truly as a brother from a different mother.

The ultimate creative thinking technique is to think like God. If you're an atheist, pretend how God would do it.

I've always had a lot of ambivalence about fame and celebrity.

The mind seemed to grow giddy by looking so far into the abyss of time.

Buttercups, bright eyed and bold, hold their chalices of gold to catch the sunshine and the dew.

The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.