I've finally gotten to the bottom of things.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Determine soul is unshakable.

I write to give strength to my spirit.

sometimes things happen totally opposite to our expectations, but when we look back after a decade or so, that happened was more appropriate to our life

...for the shield may be as important for victory, as the sword or spear.

I am no longer taking part in the intentional, premeditated murder of innocent beings.

That which distinguishes man from the brute is his power, in dealing with Nature, to milk her laws, and make them give forth their bounty.

What makes a nation great is not primarily its great men, but the stature of its innumerable mediocre ones.

The only condition of peace in this world is to have no ideas, or, at least not to express them.

I surrendered my moral conscience to the fact that I was a soldier, and therefore a cog in a relatively low position of a great machine.

The truth is that I don't like rehearsals. I get embarrassed hearing my own work. I assume that the cast is embarrassed to sing the stuff.