I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

Many things are impossible for men to do alone, but everything is possible with God. Regardless of how big your errors might have been, you will find forgiveness when you truly seek for it.

And then I tasted a sharp acid rising in my stomach. It is an acquired taste, the essence of fear.

Should she slam his head into the bar or toss her beer on him? Damn shame to waste good beer.

No one ever became great without troubles. Troubles are opportunities for greatness in disguise

It isn't drugs addicts have to give up. It's misery.

Sweet, sweet burn of sun and summer wind, and you my friend, my new fun thing, my summer fling.

Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.

Art flourishes where there is a sense of adventure.

People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent caffeine.

The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.