I've found that when the market's going down and you buy funds wisely, at some point in the future you will be happy. You won't get there by reading 'Now is the time to buy.'

It's human nature to keep doing something as long as it's pleasurable and you can succeed at it, which is why the world population continues to double every 40 years.

Far more money has been lost by investors preparing for corrections, or trying to anticipate corrections, than has been lost in corrections themselves.

Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket... it's part-ownership of a business.

Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon

When stocks are attractive, you buy them. Sure, they can go lower. I've bought stocks at $12 that went to $2, but then they later went to $30. You just don't know when you can find the bottom.

Everyone has the brain power to make money in stocks. Not everyone has the stomach.

You only need a few good stocks in your lifetime. I mean how many times do you need a stock to go up ten-fold to make a lot of money? Not a lot.

Know what you own, and know why you own it.

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy.

Never invest in a company without understanding its finances. The biggest losses in stocks come from companies with poor balance sheets.

If changing judges changes law, then it is not clear what law is.

I slept with her because she was hot and wanted me. Maybe we're dealing with the supernatural, but I'm still human.

Our perfection certainly consists in knowing God and ourselves.

Future shock is the shattering stress and disorientation that we induce in individuals by subjecting them to too much change in too short a time.

He's a million rubber bands in his resilience.

When you're playing somebody who's going through a lot - frustration and hardship - you're just purging all your emotions, and it feels really good to do that.

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

I always just want to do non-typical voices for some reason.

Science, for me, gives a partial explanation for life. In so far as it goes, it is based on fact, experience and experiment.

I just would use any instrument known to man in any combination as long as it describes an emotion.