I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Sometimes the choices others make take ours from us. Do you understand?

Everything that informs us of something useful that we didn't already know is a potential signal. If it matters and deserves a response, its potential is actualized.

The crudest thing I've done as a teacher was to require students to write a national anthem for their country and sing it themselves.

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall

I think we brought to the world, the United States anyway, the whole idea of boycotting as a nonviolent tactic. I think we showed the world that nonviolence can work to make social change.

To manifest your hearts desires you must BE what your heart desires.

You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

The first mystery is simply that there is a mystery, a mystery that can never be explained or understood, only encountered from time to time. Nothing is obvious. Everything conceals something else.

In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the president is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.