I've got 911 on speed dial.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Use your profession to fund your passion.

Wondering is the act of wise living.

We're STARDUST! Thanks to those initial stars who sacrificed their precious lives for us!

What is a shame is that there isn't stuff that is as great as 'Oz' on a consistent level around today.

I am not teaching you anything. I just help you to explore yourself.

You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition.

Good friends are hard to find so when you find one, hold on tight!

Writing is very different to having your photo taken. You are exposing yourself more, not physically but emotionally.

The seeing of Truth cannot be dualistic (a 'thing' seen). It cannot be seen by a see-er, or via a see-er. There can only be a seeing which itself is Truth.

Yes, I had to learn how to live life outside, but I had so many people help me.