I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

Until you see beauty everywhere, in every face, until then, you are blind.

Fixed stars govern a life

She walks in beauty Like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

I can't be you. You can't be me. You can imagine another well—but never quite perfectly, you know?

I've always enjoyed baseball, but even when I was a kid I can remember viewing it with a businesslike approach.

Socrates asks him the crucial question about education, and that is, If you study with this fellow, what will he make of you?

The freer the soul, the more abstract painting becomes.

I grew up in the South with guns everywhere and we never shot anyone. This [shooting] is about people who aren't taught the value of life.