I've got a lot of years to live after baseball and I would like to live them with the complete use of my body.

I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it.

People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a baseball.

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

A guy that throws what he intends to throw, that's the definition of a good pitcher.

He's the strangest hitter in baseball. Figure him out one way and he'll kill you another.

Show me a guy who can't pitch inside and I'll show you a loser.

The game has a cleanness. If you do a good job, the numbers say so. You don't have to ask anyone or play politics. You don't have to wait for the reviews.

I can't picture people talking about me 50 years from now.

If I could straighten it out (his golf swing), I'd be pitching at Dodger Stadium tonight.

I think it's incredible because there were guys like (Willie) Mays and (Mickey) Mantle and Henry Aaron who were great players for ten years... I only had four or five good years.

GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get abikini wax. [On his running for California Governor]

Every human life involves an unfathomable mystery, for man is the riddle of the universe, and the riddle of man in his endowment with personal capacities.

A top geneticist at Stanford says human intelligence is declining. You know what that means? We are seeing Congress at its smartest and most effective right now.

Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you.

A lot of people have it a lot worse than you do.

I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.

In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up.

Movie 43 is about the hardest R Rated comedy ever.

Under socialism all will govern in turn and will soon become accustomed to no one governing.