I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I'd rather be lucky than good

One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base. That relay might get away and you've got another shot at him.

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

Hell, Lou (Gehrig) it took fifteen years to get you out of a game. Sometimes I'm out in fifteen minutes.

I talked to the ball a lot of times in my career. I yelled, "Go foul. Go foul."

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

You just can't imagine the kind of guy he was without seeing him play. He was a circus, a play, a movie, all rolled into one.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

I'd rather not throw the ball at all.

It's hard to be less than happy when you can be happy with less.

Instead of speaking of justice and injustice, freedom and oppression, classless society and class society, they talked in terms of God and the Devil.

The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.

The Holy Grail of universal coverage in the United States may remain out of reach unless, through rational collective action overriding some individual self-interest, we can reduce per capita costs.

People optimize locally - that is, they do what's best for themselves.

I'm a snake oil salesman as much as anyone else, but I try to keep something for myself.

I wanna die young and sell my soul, use up all your drugs and make me come.

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

The arts are encroaching one upon another, and from a proper use of this encroachment will rise the art that is truly monumental.