I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

When you care for someone, you don't ruin their life!

I couldn't imagine my life without getting to know God. He knows me, He created me. He should be known.

Excessive gentrification destroys the biodiversity and ecosystem of a community.

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.

History is not the linear sort of movement toward better and better things.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

The successful businessman must be able to foresee possibilities, to estimate with sagacity the outcome in the future.

We don't want to come off as pro-smoking. Even though we didn't smoke real cigarettes at all, you want to be careful of people's sensitivities.

To me the Muses truly gave / An envied and a happy lot: / E'en when I lie within the grave, / I cannot, shall not, be forgot.

The soul of Man must quicken to creation.