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Jeff Dunham Quotes: I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'
         

I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'


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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism.



When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.



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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.



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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.



I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.



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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?



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Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.



I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to a liberal arts degree and got my Bachelor of Arts in Communications and it made sense.

I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to a liberal arts degree and got my Bachelor of Arts in Communications and it made sense.



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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.



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You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.





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