I've got enough nerve to do anything!

I do everything the man does, only backwards and in high heels!

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first.

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction.

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.

You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

The most important thing in anyone's life is to be giving something. The quality I can give is fun, joy and happiness. This is my gift.

Perhaps I am old-fashioned, but black and white films still hold an affectionate place in my heart; they have an incomparable mystique and mood.

I don't care what the critics say. My fabulous mom will give me a good review if nobody else does.

There's nothing a man can do, that i can't do better and in heels

I believe in dressing for the occasion. There's a time for sweater, sneakers and Levis and a time for the full-dress jazz.

What you think to be a tragedy id God’s opportunity to show Himself faithful.

Even though people like to say Destroyer [albom] is gibberish and all that, I usually know exactly what I'm saying at every single moment.

I applied to Uncyclopedia Bassists, and was accepted!!

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

Love is the garment of knowledge.

Even I had no opportunity to conduct very many concerts after World War II.

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

The secret of a happy life lies in renunciation. Renunciation is life.

No one has a corner on success. It is his who pays the price.

Tradition, thou art for suckling children, Thou art the enlivening milk for babes, But no meat for men is in thee.