I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

God is love, but get it in writing.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

Don't be average and lazy, If you want to successes you should work hard to achieve it

Remember: Let's look for ways to take *care* of each other rather than look for ways to take *advantage* of each other.

A mother is always a mother, since a mother is a biological fact, whilst a father is a movable feast.

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success.

There is no perfect justice, just as there is no absolute in ethics. But there is perfect injustice, and we know it when we see it.

You have to remember the way the internet works, when you communicate with the server, it's very likely not in your country. It's somewhere else in the world.

One very clear impression I had of all the Beautiful People was their prudence. It may be that they paid for their own airline tickets, but they paid for little else.

I've practiced centering prayer. I've contemplatively prayed. I've prayed liturgically... I've benefited from each, and I still do. In ways you'll see, elements of each style are still with me.

People call me a nerd because I like to spend time on the computer.

1946, if my memory is correct. Harry "The Cat" Brecheen went against the Red Sox in Game 7. I stayed home to listen, practically had my head inside the radio.