I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working.

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.

First your legs go. Then you lose your reflexes. Then you lose your friends

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you.

Lie down so I can recognise you

Free yourself from mental slavery. Break those invisible chains your masters put on your spiritual neck to control you

Are you asking because you really want an answer?

Marry someone who flatters you. Because I've written 80 books since 'War Horse' but when my wife reads one, all she says is, 'It's quite good, but it's not as good as 'War Horse, ' is it?'

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

My change from girl to boy was far less dramatic than the distance anybody travels from infancy to adulthood.

Man is a machine and in the whole universe there is but a single substance, matter, variously modified.

I've always been a bookworm. As I mentioned, I moved around a lot, and one of the problems with being the new kid is it takes a while to make new friends. But I always had my books.

If India becomes the slave of the machine, then, I say, heaven save the world.

To me, thoughts are fun and art is fun. The strength of our society should not be idle entertainments but the joy of pursuing ideas.

It's a simple liberating reality - the best things in life are mine for the choosing.