I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I can't think of too many things as exciting as reading a book for the first time!

It is by losing himself in the objective in inquiry creation and craft that a man becomes something.

I always try to keep that feeling of being on the edge. I'm afraid of knowing too well and seeming mechanical.

But I always kind of knew in the back of my head that I could come back and do Stone Sour.

There are no good guys in a Quentin Tarantino movie. They're all bad guys. And you like us. That's Quentin's big talent.

I still believe in getting married in churches and baptizing children. I go through those motions.

I believe strongly that we should have nominees to the United States Supreme Court based on their qualifications rather than any litmus test.

[About Paz De La Huerta....] And there is this girl in the audience and she's gorgeous I can only kind of see her silhouette and she's getting like her t*ts out and I'm like: God, that's unusual.

I've met you many times Lucinda, and most of the time, you're a downright bore.

We cannot have real independence unless the people banish the touch-me-not spirit from their hearts.