I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

I think genre rules should be porous, if not nonexistent.

Generation is the Important factor, of the Growth of Ideas.

Life without faith in something is too narrow a space in which to live.

Some styles don't look good on bigger women.

We all have scars [...] Better by far for them to be worn on the outside.

...the mayor should not be advancing a policy that encourages [illegal] immigrants to think of New York City as their safe haven.

Imagination is a powerful force underlying all knowing

A bond as important as that of a husband and wife, is the bond between siblings.

The best book in the world to put into the hands of one who desires to know about Jesus and to be saved is the gospel of John.

The companies that look after their people are the companies that do really well. I'm sure we'd like a few other attributes, but that would be the most important one.