I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

If you want to help anybody, go help people in need.

The only way to help someone is when you know they cannot return you back.Anything else is just business.

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error?

I would like this to be a new day. I would hope now that we can focus on doing the people's business.

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public.

One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I think it will be the end of my career, but I will be happy.

To catch the ball, face up, look at all of my options and then pass. I was playing hot potato. I didn't want to be the guy to stall the triangle.

as everybody knows, truthfulness and agreeable manners are often divorced on the ground of incompatibility.

She felt worthless and hollow. There was no hope of fixing this. And when hope is gone, time is punishment.

As long as one accepts "time" tacitly as such he is dreaming a dream, not living a life.