I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Men invented money Women invented mutual aid

I love music and love a good audience and still have to make a living. Why would I quit?

All things that are truly great are at first thought impossible.

A piece of a Churchyard fits everybody.

Je vis, je meurs; je me br u" le et me noie. I live, I die; I am on fire and I drown.

As soon as people become a little less fearful, they will also begin demanding more freedom.

The true meaning of a term is to be found by observing what a man does with it, not by what he says about it.

Relativity is inherently convergent, though convergent toward a plurality of centers of abstract truths.

It's an attitude that has to do with curiosity, with wanting to know about things, wanting to be able to influence things, and wanting to be able to influence them in a way that's worthwhile