I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

We are one in spirit of faith of love.

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Would you wish that someone about cares you?Start care about someone, Then will you definitely deserve at least one person who cares about you!

An obstacle is an opportunity in disguise.

With a perseverance spirit, you withstand any situation.

Lead competently.Lead productively.Lead skillfully.Lead excellently.

The right to hope is the most powerful human motivation I know.

Work, which is considered an expression of a person’s value, also becomes a part of one’s spirituality and achieves the higher aim of the Supreme Good

The human eyelid is not teartight (happily for the human eye).