I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

A man who takes into consideration the feelings of others even when arranging the manner of his own death shows a nobility of character which compels the admiration of all classes.

When your dad makes a living as a children's singer, you figure, 'I can do anything.' He made up his own job and did it.

Satan is to be punished eternally in the end, but for a while he triumphs.

Vaccines are extremely well tested; their safety is well understood. The false allegations about vaccines causing autism have been disproven. But there are still echoes out there confusing people.

There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.

They let you dream just to watch them shatter, you're just a step on the boss man's ladder.

The brave forget. It is those who fought less bravely, or those who fought without justice and live in fear of their victory, who forget the least.

I think basically I just think I want everyone and don't really want anybody.

At the heart of the mystery of corruption lies the desire of one man to impose his will on others to the largest possible extent.

Never take no personally. Sometimes people tell you no for a reason that has nothing to do with you. You must keep going.