I've got wide tastes, but I don't like jazz.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If only I knew... If only baby... If only...

Empowerment is being aware that there is no one to blame for my choices and actions

My true desire is to relieve others of their pain, though I myself may fall into hell.

I'm surrounded by young people. I'm always now the oldest and the shortest person in the room.

I've been lucky enough to primarily work for myself over the years.

Those who abhors democracy would rarely immigrate to an authoritarian state if they have to.

My style is not trendy by any means; my inner artists loves to shine through in my wardrobe.

Don't spend another minute being angry about yesterday, free him, and you free yourself.

That we have collectively failed to halt and repudiate the war in Iraq makes us even worse than the Germans.