I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.

I could make you read the entire quadrant exposition again...BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK.

Bring me a horse and I am yours forever

Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and day out!

Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE.

You want her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.

The structure of the universe is a computational geometry that is fractal in nature.

An "attack on SeaWorld" might mean a bomb, or it might mean graffiti and glitter and a cream pie in the face. The government doesn't always seem to distinguish between the two.

Moon! Moon! I am prone before you. Pity me, and drench me in loneliness.

When I was a teenager, I thought nothing would ever happen to me because my childhood was so normal. I had this complex of normality.

Your deep interests should always have a dog-eared place on your nightstand.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

Virtue consists in avoiding vice, and is the highest wisdom. [Lat., Virtus est vitium fugere, et sapientia prima.]

Talk to people, not above them.

It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization.

I've always been quiet and kind of shy. I'm sociable, but I would probably migrate to a corner.