I've grown up with kids watching me and as they're growing up, I'm growing up.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

The land, that thou see now to have root, shall thou see wasted suddenly.

I tell lies somewhere else, but not here, not in front of myself.

Through self-development, you can continuously fortify yourself for the next level of increase

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

The premise of this book is that it is easier to recognize other people's mistakes than your own.

You don't get over a broken heart/ You just learn to carry it gracefully.

How much shall I be changed, before I am changed!

He who controls the past controls the future.

Instead of being the 'font of all knowledge,' teachers are required to be effective facilitators of student learning both within and outside the classroom at any time.

To patronize the faculty of taste is to patronize oneself. For taste governs every free - as opposed to rote - human response.