I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year - who cares?

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

We only perceive God when we receive people

In a day it happens for once in my mind that you are the only one I have waited for

The basis of English law is as simple as this: If you would know the future’s shape, look to the past.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

If we never challenge our shortcomings, we ensure that they remain our Achilles' heel.

How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.

Strategy is the most important department of the art of war, and strategical skill is the highest and rarest function of military genius.

True modesty avoids everything that is criminal; false modesty everything that is unfashionable.

I love insult, it's always honest.

The abstractness of modern art has to do with how much an enlightened mind rejects of the contemporary social order.