I’ve had a great life, and it all happened because I didn’t plan any of it.

Summer in the deep South is not only a season, a climate, it's a dimension. Floating in it, one must be either proud or submerged.

When all else fails, throw a party!

It seems that the days of public modesty and concern about how we look are far from us. I will not say they are gone forever, in culture nothing is forever.

I want to marry and have kids. The things we all want.

The older you get, the more you realize you're drifting toward a direction, and sometimes your significant other drifts into an opposite direction. You can't blame anybody for it.

Gratitude causes us to no longer desire a different life. Instead, it causes us to make the most of the one life we already have.

Parents like the idea of kids, they just don't like their kids.

Clear Channel owns all the major radio stations and venues. Most musicians aren't aware that a few people control so much of what we hear.

Mean people are no fun.

Wars produce many stories of fiction, some of which are told until they are believed to be true.

Trans fats really are a metabolic poison.

I spend my weekends sleeping and watching DVDs, and eating at restaurants within a 2-block radius of my apartment.