I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

I'm not much of a dancer.

Rebirth is born of God.

I am an atheist, but as far as blowing up the world in a nuclear war goes, I tell them not to worry.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

There is but one way I know of conversing safely with all men; that is, not by concealing what we say or do, but by saying or doing nothing that deserves to be concealed.

I am tired, Beloved, of chafing my heart against the want of you; of squeezing it into little inkdrops, And posting it.

In the long history of human affairs, common sense doesn’t have the greatest track record.

The definition of marriage cannot be disputed. It's right there in black and white and it's been the same since the start of Wikipedia.

It's easy to live when you're in love.

I was concerned about them. I mean, it feels good but I was concerned about them.

But I really believe that when you give people authentic identity, which is what Facebook does, and you can be your real self and connect with real people online, things will change.