I’ve had a lot of lieutenants over the years, and all the good ones were sick, sick individuals. You might be the best one yet.

Good units walk a thin line between indiscipline and ineffectiveness. Ignore the rules too often and you’ve got a mob, but enforce the rules too strictly and you’ve got a herd.

The more one pleases generally, the less one pleases profoundly.

Is there a difference between a man who thinks that honesty is the best policy, and an honest man?

I'm not trying to be coy, but I think everyone notices these things like skin color but some people are more aware that they are noticing them than others, maybe. If that makes sense.

The belly has no ears nor is it to be filled with fair words.

Life's but a day at most.

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

I have been working for years to promote a responsible energy policy that works to increase energy efficiency and invest in alternative and renewable energy sources.

Fashion is not frivolous. It is a part of being alive today.

Did you bring me a rat?" "He has no time for rats, George." "No time for rats? That's just sad.