I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

My love is like the light and warmth of the sun. It never changes. It never disappears even when you change your positions and perceptions.

As long as she had books and money, nothing could be a catastrophe.

The truth exists at the junction between good and bad.

Isn't it amazing that we are all made in God's image, and yet there is so much diversity among his people?

To have her meals, and her daily walk, and her fill of novels, and to be left alone, was all that she asked of the gods.

If God were like a Star Wars Force linking all consciousness, I supposed I could maybe believe that. But let's just say I'm not going to be running off to India to join an ashram anytime soon.

Lincoln would love the fact that Obama is such a great conciliator, trying to transcend ideology.

The lines of Pearl Art Glass are clean, certainly not cluttered.

We do not attract Russian money to Luxembourg with high interest rates.

The harpsichord was actually ideologically considered a very questionable instrument in that period, much like I think it's ideologically considered suspect today in some circles.