I've had great success being a total idiot.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.

If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.

Ignore folly

In Fascism the State is not a night-watchman, only occupied with the personal safety of the citizens.

I don't come from a family of readers - in fact, my parents are unable to read the books in English.

The greatest work we will ever do will be within the walls of our home.

Dreams do come true. But it will involve a lot of hard work, a lot of dedication, a lot of studying.

I think I'm just really sensitive to the world. I really feel like I spend a lot of time "turned off".

I want to be blessed so I can build orphanages. Blessed so I can build hospitals and do other things with our finances.

The water crumbles on it's way down as my hands and feet push me forward. The world is lightening, taking shape, and turning to color. It feels like it's being painted around me.

Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great.

As an artist, I have to be the ambassador of everything.