I've had more numbers on my back than a bingo board.

It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it.

Well, there are three things that the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else. Build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team.

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.

I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'

The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn.

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

On Jose Gonzalez changing his name to Jose Uribe: 'He was definitely the player to be named later.'

Seek to hear thy inner voice.

Love can only be true and free when you are fully healed from painful past and any form of brokenness.

Here in England the welfare of the State depends on the conduct of our aristocracy.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

We win if the world is convinced of two things, that you are a fine gentleman, and a great baseball player.

An effective apology focuses more on compassion for the victim than redemption for the offender.

For Myrth prolongeth lyfe, and causeth health.

Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.

Happy the heart where love has come to birth.

Each member were lead singers from different groups but later we were put together to make DBSK.