I've had nothing but great friendship to help me through this.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

We must reject the artificial and embrace what is real and true: truth in food, community, relationships and self.

Think of the inconvenience of vanishing as it were from your friends and, correspondents three times in one's natural life.

He had got himself a life. Now he had to find a purpose in it.

I do play all the characters, when I write them, one after another. If they actually had to film me, the only one I could play would be Samwell Tarly or Hot Pie.

Beautiful is greater than Good, for it includes the Good.

What can we say to people who think that dreams are the real world and this one is an illusion. Perhaps they're right.

Anybody who has a problem with 'Skins' obviously doesn't understand teenage life.

The path to youth takes a lifetime.

Everybody is doing the best things possible to still healthy and to play as long as possible.