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Doug Stanhope Quotes: I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.
         

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.


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