I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

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We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

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It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl.

God cuts out our path, makes a groove in the clay with His finger, and we poor blind ants slide down into it.

Truth that fair goddess who comes always with healing in her wings.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

God, guide and protect us. When we're wrong, please correct us.

We love most those who we serve most.

The hand that gives, gathers.

Courage is necessary to make being and becoming possible.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

Google started as a free search engine. It's still free, but now it's making a lot of money on ads, right? A lot of money.

You've got to appreciate the things that come from the art of the Negro and from the heart of the man farthest down.