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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Life has no joy in it without accomplishment of purpose

Learn to eat problems for breakfast

We must lose what we think we know so that we can come to see what we least expect.

e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.

It is sometimes necessary to play the fool to avoid being deceived by cunning men.

One pays dearly for being immortal: one must die many times during his life.

Freedom that lacks moral truth becomes its own worst enemy.

Whenever you get game adaptations, it strikes me that it's always the gamers who get mugged because they try and make it for everyone else first and the actual gamers last.

The present time of believers is no longer determined by the past. It takes its definition from the future.

Let us keep courage and try to be patient and gentle. And let us not mind being eccentric, and make distinction between good and evil.