I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.

Don't waste your one beautiful life.

Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.

There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world.

Home is where you hang your hangover.

If you create Youtility, your customers will keep you close.

Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke.

I'm delighted and feel incredibly happy with what have been an amazing two months.

Independence has been key to the success and sustained growth of electronic music over the past 25 years.

I thought I'd explained it clearly before. Bella, I can't live in a world where you don't exist.

Success is like a ladder and no one has ever climbed a ladder with their hands in their pockets.