I've heard it for years, if you're very successful you can't run for high office, especially for President.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Humility fears not humiliation.

People are supposed to care. It's good that people mean something to you, that you miss people when they're gone.

Each citizen contributes to the revenues of the State a portion of his property in order that his tenure of the rest may be secure.

The end of rebellion is liberation, while the end of revolution is the foundation of freedom.

I was nearly a teen-ager before I stopped assuming that everyone I met was Jewish.

Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

It's so much easier to know who you are when there aren't a thousand people telling you who they think you are.

I don't want children cursing. I'm very strict on my nieces and my little brother. They have to listen to clean versions of music. Even my music.

I made my first investment at age eleven. I was wasting my life up until then.