I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.

Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that's just what she'll be.

If it's that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in . He doesn't even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.

You can't lose with the Stuff I use!

I love money and money loves me.

Money is God in action.

Life is a spark between two identical voids, the darkness before birth and the one after death.

You don't have to sit on top of a mountain to discover what's right for you. You always know in your heart what you need to do.

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.

Execute like there's no tomorrow, strategize like there will be.

It's kind of hard to keep going sometimes but you just have to believe in what you are and what you can do and that's the way to success.

What Must I Do to Be Saved? It is impossible to ask a more weighty Question! It is deplorable that we hear it asked with no more Frequency, with nor more Agony.

We have become accustomed to living our life with joy amidst pain and challenges.

To know the great men dead is compensation for having to live with the mediocre.

The greatest obstacle to enlightenment is getting past your delusion that you are not already enlightened.

You ever go to a restaurant and watch how many families and couples actually talk? No one talks anymore, everybody is in their cellphone, its a distraction.