I've hung on for a long time in this business and had some success, and I think it's keeping an open mind and being curious and having a sense of humor about oneself that's important.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Instantaneous forgiveness can bring longstanding self-preservation, not to mention a cheaper Ralph's bill on Rolaids.

For how long would I be trapped in the condition of melancholy without going insane?

There’s always a bear,

I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life.

Grace is inviting to the unrighteous and threatening to the self-righteous

I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.

We just can't go and try to turn the clock back, that's not happening anymore. You've got to figure something else out.

Those that reach their goals perish.

My code of life and my personal bushido is honour, respect, loyalty, courage and surrender.

If we want to live healthy relationships, according to biblical standards, it is done in the fullness of the Spirit.