I've just come back from Mississippi and over there when you talk about the West Bank they think you mean Arkansas.

If the Europeans want to intervene, that's their business. But if I were president, I would remove every United States soldier from the Balkan peninsula.

Saying the Washington Post is just a newspaper is like saying Rasputin was just a country priest.

The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center, the dishwasher, the washer-dryer, the freezer.

The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body.

If we do not get control of our borders, by 2050 Americans of European descent will be a minority in the nation their ancestors created and built.

[The courts and the media elite] are abolishing America, they are deconstructing our country ... they have dethroned our God.

Homosexuality is not a civil right. Its rise almost always is accompanied, as in the Weimar Republic, with a decay of society and a collapse of its basic cinder block, the family.

If we don't stop behaving like the British Empire, we will end up like the British Empire.

Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.

The Democratic party is really just a giant day care center for squabbling little groups.

Lord, my hands were made for blessing, but not my feet!

Your life today is, for the most part, a manifestation of the stories you told yourself in the past.

Do not seek recognition or gratification from man — serve the Lord. He knows how to reward everyone

We have committed the Golden Rule to memory let us now commit it to life.

Listening is understanding. The skill of empathy is a must to be able to listen...One can listen better if one sees the whole.

I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on' Portlandia'.

Never go easy on allies if you ahve to take them down. Especially allies. You’re already fighting the urge not to hurt them. Counteract that and hit them with everything you’ve got.

I am fascinated by tiny, incremental changes, almost imperceptible shifts in how people orient themselves in the world, because those are in some ways the most hopeful.

Identity for me is something that has to be played with and explored, and not become complacent about or uninterested in.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.