I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Be cheerful!

Get the big picture! See 2 Believe!

It is more important to understand the book you are reading than to finish the book you are reading.

It's also a lot easier to convince people to read an entertaining story than any other type of book!

The mind of the writer does indeed do something before it dies, and so does its owner, but I would be hard put to call it living.

As it has for America's other indigenous peoples, I believe the United States must fulfill its responsibility to Native Hawaiians.

Brand is not what you say it is. It’s what they say it is.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent

Our vision was to serve the whole area

I guess if you're that thin and that small you don't need to take up too much space or breathe that much air. You just keep on going.