I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

Let the power of yes take root in your heart and transform you life.

The purpose of business is to create and keep a customer.

It is the just doom of laziness and a gluttony to be inactive without ease and drowsy without tranquillity.

What would it mean to live in a city whose people were changing each other's despair into hope?-- You yourself must change it.

Ted Danson is amazing. He's incredible.

My philosophy has always been that benefits should percolate up rather than trickle down.

I think it is an imperfect arms control agreement. It's not a friendship treaty. But when America gives her word, we have to live up to it and work with our allies.

I made the record that my life had me make. Each one is like a diary.

Grace ceases to be grace if God is compelled to bestow it in the presence of human merit.

Honest pioneer work in the field of science has always been, and will continue to be, life's pilot. On all sides, life is surrounded by hostility. This puts us under an obligation.